✨ “Where the F* Are My Keys?” Retro Motel Keychain ✨**

Can’t find your keys again? Same.

This sassy keychain says what we’re all thinking — loud and proud! Perfect for those of us who need a daily dose of humour with our chaos.

🌸 Product Details:

• Retro motel-style key tag

• White base with bold black and pink lettering

• Durable acrylic with gold keyring

• Lightweight and easy to spot at the bottom of your bag

• Size: approx. 8.5cm x 4cm

💖 Why You’ll Love It:

• Makes the perfect funny gift for friends, roommates, or anyone who’s always losing their keys

• Great as a stocking filler, Secret Santa, or “just because” gift

• Adds a pop of personality to your keys, bags, or lanyards

🎁 Packaging:

Comes ready to gift — carefully packaged and full of attitude!

Please note: Each keychain is handmade, so slight variations may occur — making every piece uniquely yours.